The Cosmo Cleaners, by Uranium Club

The Cosmo Cleaners

by Uranium Club

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P4ked ever since i listened to this, the narrator appears throughout my day and highlights how mundane my life is. please send help. 6.8/10

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1.	Flashback Arrestor 03:39		buy track
2.	Definitely Infrared Radiation Sickness 02:40		buy track
3.	Grease Monkey 04:00		buy track
4.	Michael's Soliloquy 07:48		buy track
5.	Man is the Loneliest Animal 04:48	info	buy track
6.	Geodesic Son 03:13		buy track
7.	Interview With The Cosmo Cleaners 12:34		buy track

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RECORD OUT 3/15 - US/CANADA, buy it from us.

If you're in Europe/out there, buy it from Static Shock Records.

"You're being urgently, naughtily rushed up the tallest, steepest stairs you've ever climbed. Smile cautiously as the Uranium Club welcomes you into their stinky apartment. You've been here before, right? Oh, that must have been some one else. Do you have a brother or sister? One of the members mumbles some deceptively eloquent bullshit as he hands you a drink. His lips are dark red and chapped; he looks really bad. But the drink is wet, and those stairs had been tall. Sit down, lean back, sip it. There's salt in it, some pulp, some pebbles. It rolls around your tongue, hides between your teeth, a perfectly TV-worthy combination of pleasure and mischief. Swallow it. But spit it out... Spit it out now! It's supposed to go into your ears! How crazy is that? Such a sensation of taste, transmogrified for the realm of sound? Is it Sprite, or is it... music? Careful, engaging, and dare-I-say theatrical vocals over hyper bass-and-drums while other boingy-boingy instruments puke all over it, all over the whole show. That's called synesthesia. Gentle lectures, dangerous storytime, eerie fast-and-slow nightmare riffs, and a taut, bound-and-gagged rhythm section. Boingily-boingily, that's phantasmagoria. That's the Uranium Club's latest album, "The Cosmo Cleaners." So swish around some mouthwash and plug in your AirPods, kid, it's time to drop that needle!" - Alex Ward

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released March 15, 2019

The Cosmo Cleaners - The Higher Calling of Business Provocateurs Album recorded by legendary producer Garp Richardson.

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